Geriatric F*rnication Double-Sided Tee
Here at Scuffd, we are inspired by tales and the scuffed things that come out of conversations and memes. Talking with a dear friend about their times working in rest homes and the rampant... well.. you get the idea.. that would they would accidentally be privy to. Jokes were made about how it sounded like a metal band name, so we decided why not combine the two! The rest is history.
Parody some band tees with this design ... but we hope you have a good story for 'oh cool, what band is that?'... or if your nan asks...
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XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Body Width (cm) | 43 | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 75 | 80 |
Body Length (cm) | 68 | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 | 87 | 89 |
Mens Staple T shirt - AS Colour
Regular fit
Crew neck
Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles
100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
**Please note Army/Charcoal/Coal can be susceptible to fading/colouration variance. Also, particular sunblocks or deodorants mixed with high levels of sun exposure/body sweat can cause bleaching of the dyes in these colours - please consider when ordering.**
4XL and 5XL only available in Army, Black, Bone, Bright Royal, Burgundy, Carolina Blue, Charcoal, Coal, Cobalt, Ecru, Forest Green, Grey Marle, Natural, Navy, Petrol Blue, Red, Sage, Smoke, and White.
Width measurements are from seam to seam, under the armpit, with the garment lying flat.
Length measurements are from shoulder seam to bottom of garment, with the garment lying flat.
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm - this is within the manufacturer's tolerance.